RUL Day - Joke 'n Win Contest

[Greenskull]

To enter this contest, all you have to do is write a joke involving RUL, the RUL community, or an RUL user. You are allowed to poke-fun at people, but the jokes can't be too offensive. You can also make a picture, too.

Let me start one.

.............this contest even has me stumped...wow.




Prizes are as follows:



http://www.readyuplive.com/picture.php?albumid=140&pictureid=393




Perfect Dark Zero Collectors Edition, RUL Tshirt, RUL 6 Month Premium Membership.



Possible second place winner too.


Contest ends TOMORROW MORNING (the 27th) at 2AM Eastern. Pretty much at the end of RUL Day today.


GOOD LUCK!

***Perfect Dark is NTSC, the North American Format. We do not have Pal games, unfortunately. -Mongerty

[Ultimono]

So how long is that? i dont know time zones, just give me hours.

[Mongerty]

He meant 2 AM, and that is 11 hours away.

[Grimm]

What do you get when you mix up Greenskull and RUL?

A member with a Greenskull. Ba da cha!<:)

lol

[Retep]

Darko is about as emo as a Unicorn galloping down a rainbow trail of happiness. Do I win?

[Robert999220]

What RUL "REALLY" stands for. Really Uber Loungers!!!.... sad i know lol.

[PredArtagnan]

Ok, so upfront, let me say not to pick me as a winner, 'cause the game wouldn't work for me anyways lol. Although the shirt and membership would be cool.

But I still wanna participate. :)

Umm... so hopefully you all know that Youtube clip with the New Zealander whale who's "beached as". If not, all the following is said with a New Zealand accent.


Seagull: Oh Bro! You're beached as!

Whale: For RUL I am. I'm beached as bro!

Seagull: That's what I said bro. You look a bit parched.

Whale: For RUL I am bro! Can you git me some water?

Seagull: How about some food, bro?

Whale: Nah bro, I only eat plankton.

Seagull: Oh for RUL bro?

Whale: Yeah, for RUL.

[Greenskull]

What do you get when you cross a chick magnet and a nerd?

Greenskull.

Win.

[DecoySteveO]

http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r421/DECOYsteveO44/greenskull.jpg
I Try, i try..

[SneakyCheese]

I wan't so much to win, espesially some premium months! lets see....
What will you get when you combine RUL with comic,


Just one RULe! oh man Im not funny...

[Nova102]

What happens when you combine fire and a computer?
Soren

[The Unirocerous]

What happens when you combine fire and a computer?
Soren

And trolls :)

[Insanewiggle]

Unirocerous, it's not a cult if your the only one in it.

Congratz to Internet God for getting through 1 year of just posting "Phail"

I once saw this movie about Nazi's summoning a boy from hell from a black hole....I think it was called "Tough Gandhi's Birth"?

[InternetGod]

Unirocerous, it's not a cult if your the only one in it.

Congratz to Internet God for getting through 1 year of just posting "Phail".
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[The Unirocerous]

Unirocerous, it's not a cult if your the only one in it.

Congratz to Internet God for getting through 1 year of just posting "Phail".

Clearly you have never heard me talk about occultism...

[Nova102]

InsaneWiggle has your back like action sack, because of this he is wanted in 10 states for pedophilia

[Insanewiggle]

InsaneWiggle has your back like action sack, because of this he is wanted in 10 states for pedophilia

God-****!!!!

What is with you people!!

IT'S INSANEWIGGLE.

"Insanewiggle"

Insanewiggle

insanewiggle

InSaNeWiGgLe

Not "Insane Wiggle"

InsaneWiggle

Insane wiggle

insane wiggle.

or insane wiggly

[SneakyCheese]

InsaneWiggle has your back like action sack, because of this he is wanted in 10 states for pedophilia

God-****!!!!

What is with you people!!

IT'S INSANEWIGGLE.

"Insanewiggle"

Insanewiggle

insanewiggle

InSaNeWiGgLe

Not "Insane Wiggle"

InsaneWiggle

Insane wiggle

insane wiggle.

or insane wiggly
let's just say Steve.

[Ultimono]

So, um, what about those cookies?

[Insanewiggle]

let's just say Steve.

Steve....has a nice ring to it...

[Xenoz I]

So the chicken crossed the road..

[InternetGod]

InternetGod: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Insanewiggle: Why?
InternetGod: Don't worry about it.

[xXHorrorHippoXx]

Whats the loudest thing on the planet?

The RUL Community...

Not too funny, but true. :P

[MoPPy2 Is SiK]

I Try, i try..

(Insert epic picture here!)

I will beat this... that will be my entry ^_^

[i ic3 c01d i]

YouTube - SKULL JOOOKE

[Scorcher111]

What do you call a joke about RUL?
Crappy.

[Scorcher111]

YouTube - SKULL JOOOKE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ch3qETzoY)
Uhhhh.... What does that have to do with RUL?

[Mongerty]

I must add for all of our Austrailian and European Friends that the prize is the NTSC (North American) version. All of our games were purchased in the U.S. and Canada, so PAL versions are just not possible.

[i ic3 c01d i]

YouTube - SKULL JOOOKE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ch3qETzoY)
Uhhhh.... What does that have to do with RUL?

Not a thing.

A rabbi and Greeenskull get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. They crawl out of their cars and the rabbi sees Greenskulls face and says,

"Ah I'm a rabbi and you must be Greenskull! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." And then Greenskull said, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."

And the rabbi said, "and look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break, surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. And so he handed the bottle to Greenskull. Greenskull said he agreed, took a few big swigs, and handed the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi took the bottle, didn't drink at all, put the cap on, and handed it back to Greenskull. Greenskull asked, "aren't you going to have any?" And the rabbi replied, "No . . . I think I'll just wait for the police."

[MoPPy2 Is SiK]

Whats the only thing more epic than a philosaraptor running around a room full of children with a jetpack while holding scissors?

GREENSKULL! 8-)

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1489/54951142749583338166542.png

[MoPPy2 Is SiK]

YouTube - SKULL JOOOKE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ch3qETzoY)
Uhhhh.... What does that have to do with RUL?

Not a thing.

A rabbi and Greeenskull get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither are hurt. They crawl out of their cars and the rabbi sees Greenskulls face and says,

"Ah I'm a rabbi and you must be Greenskull! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." And then Greenskull said, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."

And the rabbi said, "and look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break, surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. And so he handed the bottle to Greenskull. Greenskull said he agreed, took a few big swigs, and handed the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi took the bottle, didn't drink at all, put the cap on, and handed it back to Greenskull. Greenskull asked, "aren't you going to have any?" And the rabbi replied, "No . . . I think I'll just wait for the police."


I heard this one before!!!
You just swapped Greenskulls name in!
Hax0rz!

[i ic3 c01d i]

Muahahahahahahaha! EyeZ amz EL1T3S!

[Mongerty]

God-****!!!!

What is with you people!!

IT'S INSANEWIGGLE.

"Insanewiggle"

Insanewiggle

insanewiggle

InSaNeWiGgLe

Not "Insane Wiggle"

InsaneWiggle

Insane wiggle

insane wiggle.

or insane wiggly

This goes for best Joke, hands down. (So Far)

[i ic3 c01d i]

lol psychowigglezzz

[DecoySteveO]

Oh god that joke from Ice was funny. And moppy nice pic. But the reason mine is better is because it's mediocre ^__^. I really have no money for them Photoshop things so i go on websites and use microsoft paint to make my Greenskull Parody pics. I struggle to bring laughter!

[Mongerty]

lol psychowigglezzz

I really hope he was making fun of Greenskull, because that is what I got out of it.

If not, then, ummmmm, my bad. :P

[i ic3 c01d i]

Yeah he was making fun of GreenSkull.

[Darth1Nader]

What do you get when you cross a nerd, and a chipmunk?

Greenskull

Lulz

[i ic3 c01d i]

Here is the last and final picture ever taken of Greenskull since his operation at the dentist's office:
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http://gallery.flyertalk.com/gallery/albums/Canadian-Rockies/Chipmunk_Cheeks_sharp.sized.jpg

[DecoySteveO]

Ok,
So Mongerty, Greenskull, xXHorrorHippoXx (Hippo), And DecoySteveO (Decoy) where out at a bar. They all had a couple of drinks. But not Decoy. Someone had to drive everyone back home. So at the end of the night everyone was so pissy drunk they hardly could walk. So Decoy walked everyone to the car and said "Your all crashing with me tonight. On one condition." They all replied "whaaaaauuhht?" Then Decoy continued, "You dont let my daughter see you. And if she does just run back in your room and lock the door." They all carelessly said "Yeah", "Ok", "Sure". So they left on there way to Decoy's place. They arrive. The guys are crashing in the guest room. Mongerty wakes up to get some water in the kitchen. He sees a girl standing outside the room...
Later Hippo comes out to use the bathroom and sees the girl walking around outside the room...
Even later Greenskull comes out to get some more beer in the fridge. He sees the girl aslo...

In the morning they all awake and Decoy then asked, "Ok. Which one of you slept with my daughter?" They all denied. Then he said, "I heard banging and yelling." They all looked at eachother in confusion. He then asked if the guys would remove there pants. They all had good friendships with Decoy so they did as he said. He went towards Mongerty first and tapped his penis with a pen. It fell off! He punched him and threw him outside the house. He then went towards Hippo who had this wierd face on. Decoy tapped his penis. It fell off too! He kicked him where his penis used to be and pushed him out the house. Then he went towards Greenskull who had a smile on his face. Decoy tapped his penis but it stood in place. He smiled and said, "you see i knew i can trust you!" and gave him a friendly pat on the back. His tongue fell off...

[HEEEEERES LUCKY]

One day Greenskull meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch.

"How'd you end up with a peg-leg?" asks Greenskull.

"I was swept overboard in a storm," says the pirate.

"A shark bit off me whole leg."

"Wow!" said Greenskull. "What about the hook?"

"We were boarding an enemy ship, battling the other sailors with swords. One of them cut me hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked Greenskull. "And the eye patch?" "A seagull dropping fell in me eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" Greenskull asked incredulously.


"It was the first day with the hook."
Said the pirate.

Tee-Hee think about it

[DecoySteveO]

I love this thread.

[The Unirocerous]

lol psychowigglezzz

I really hope he was making fun of Greenskull, because that is what I got out of it.

If not, then, ummmmm, my bad. :P

I don't believe he was making fun of Greenskull, I've heard Insanewiggle get mad about that before.

[Utia Guy]

Okay Here goes: R.U.L. stands for Really Upstart Lumberjacks, if you are a/an Really Upstart Lumberjack, ready to do some...err...Lumberjacking, this club is for you. Rules: 1.Really Upstart Lumberjacks must know how and be absolutely ready to get up at the sight of anything distasteful, and by that we mean trees, chop them away. 2. Really Upstart Lumberjack members must be rugged looking (Look really strong for the photo) and CAN NOT be transvestites (We have had problems with those in the past). 3. Really Upstart Lumberjacks cannot Trash Talk on fellow Really Upstart Lumberjacks, Trash Talk on non-Really Upstart Lumberjacks is encouraged. 4. Really Upstart Lumberjacks must LOVE the outdoors and HATE the indoors, and cannot BE indoors unless absolutely necessary (Sleeping...but log cabin is encouraged). 5. Really Upstart Lumberjacks MUST HAVE depth perception...yes we don't want anything falling on the skull do we? 6. Really Upstart Lumberjacks must be especially conservative, and undertake the horrors of going inside for anything on SUNDAYS for CHURCH. 7. If you didn't understand Rule #6 we meant go to church on Sundays...every Sunday. 8. A Really Upstart Lumberjack MUST have a brain, that is a must, if for any reason do not have a brain and wish to join the R.U.L. (Really Upstart Lumberjacks) please talk to Bob the lawyer, who is the only non rugged lumberjack in this club, and is also writing these rules. Really Upstart Lumberjacks meet to chop trees every Thursday at 9:00 AM. Additional meetings will be scheduled if necessary, if you use a computer, please only use it in the future to contact your fellow Really Upstart Lumberjacks. So what are you waiting for, contact Really Upstart Lumberjack Greenskull, if you think you have what it takes to JOIN the Really Upstart Lumberjacks. Chop away my friends. By Utia Guy

[Pillowchub]

http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww309/Pillowchub/rul.jpg

[RUL Subzero]

http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww309/Pillowchub/rul.jpg
i don't get it?

[RUL Subzero]

http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt285/RUL_Subzero/Issue6.jpg

surely you see the joke?

EDIT:sorry about the bottom right corner.it was rushed

[Scorcher111]

http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww309/Pillowchub/rul.jpg
i don't get it?
Exactly
+1 Zing

[IeatdUrcookie]

RUL? Moar leik

Really Unethical Lardasses.

[Scorcher111]

What's Big, Green, and Empty?
RUL after the Mythic contest.

[RUL Subzero]

What's Big, Green, and Empty?
RUL after the Mythic contest.
omg we got burned!or should i say scorched...or scorchered...F*ck you guys you have no sense of humour...jk:D:P

[Scorcher111]

lol, "You Just Got Scorched."

[InternetGod]

Q - What did greenskull say to the hyper kid?
A - RULaxe.

[Scorcher111]

What is short, spins, and holy?
JESUS SPIN!
YouTube - You Got Jesus Spin'd!

What do you call someone who can't post in the right thread and lowballs auctions?
Internet God!

[xXHorrorHippoXx]

What's Big, Green, and Empty?
RUL after the Mythic contest.

BAHAHAHA! Winner right here.

[Sik Puppy]

Join RUL, we have... well... umm... a Forum! :O

And a guy whodoes a killer serious face :O :O

[Jawwi]

Sorry Double post

[Jawwi]

YouTube - Happy Feet - Mumble can't sing so he tap-dances
1:06-1:11

Greenskull sings worse than this.


Yea... I win

[Tough Gandhi]

http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq61/ToughGandhi/5336_153885801153_547771153_3997876.jpg

I think its safe to say I won :P

[RUL Subzero]

http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq61/ToughGandhi/5336_153885801153_547771153_3997876.jpg

I think its safe to say I won :P
lololololol

[Kool Aid ManX6]

What happens when Greenskull has a stalker,
The stalker got Greenskulls crayolaz!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOL

[Nova102]

RUL? Whats that? An STD?

[KoRn0ntheKob]

^i was in ur game

[wealthyman2]

I COULD HAVE ANOTHER!!!!!

[Harflin]

RUL is that an STD?
PHAIL
Good job trying to steal the joke.

[KoRn0ntheKob]

So i was talking to a doctor the other day about when i went onto Greenskull's RUL. And he said, " Well, i didn't know that you were a doctor." And i said i wasn't. He then replied, " Then how did you get in his RUL?" "OK first you go onto the computer, then type in the adress bar www.readyuplive.com (http://www.readyuplive.com). Simple." i said. " Why did you ask me if i was a doctor anyways?" "Well an RUL is a Right Upper Lung and i just tho..." "Just forget about it you killed it"

[KoRn0ntheKob]

i said i was in his game and i wasn't trying to steal his joke

[Killerc00kie]

Whats Harflins favorite fruit????
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Himself!!!

[Zero Fanatic]

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!

[SpartanLoner]

RUL's true meaning? Raging Underage Laggers, your connection sucks!

[Linton]

some people have to much time on their nhands...
a good joke that just deserves to win for not even POSTING it here is this.

What's next? Trojan Condom "Gamer," Limited Halo edition! Prepared to contain your Flood!

Seriously.
so everyone, control your flood, make sure you don't jizz too hard when you see greenskulls recon.

[The Unirocerous]

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Greenskull is dead??!!!"

"Woah, what the hell happened to him?"

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

"What a horrible way to die!"

"No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones."

"What a way to go, that's terrible!"

"No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him."

"Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!"

"No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him."

"Man, what a way to go!"

"No no, he survived that, he survived that! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him."

"Now that is one awful way to go!"

"No no, he survived that..."

"Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?"

"I shot him!"

"You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?"

"He was wrecking my house."

[Greenskull]

Scorcher wins for his entry:


What's Big, Green, and Empty?
RUL after the Mythic contest.