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SMG90
October 16th, 2009, 05:40 PM
A disorganized rant:

It's the 26th century and you'd think they'd have an aircraft that is capable of actually making a smooth landing.

Ask yourself, have you ever seen a Pelican actually land? Chances are you'll say no and you will be correct. (The Halo 2 trailer does not count, it was non-cannon).

If you think about it, the Pelican is always crashing. You try to take one down with 300 rockets, 400 fuel rods, 3 banshees, 2 hornets, 2 tanks, and God and the thing will still remain in the air. Uh-oh, a grunt shot a needle at the pelican and the craft combusts which kills the pilots.

Hell, why is it always the pilots that die? Everyone in the crash is 100% ok, but Captain Jiggles and Liutenant Dan who fly the aircraft die...every time.

Personally, I'd rather take on and entire Covenant fleet in my underwear with nothing more than two rocks and a stick (Johnson would be proud). It has got to be statistically safer than piloting a Pelican.

The Pelicans must be extremely cheap to produce because, it appears, that they have to mass produce pelicans 24/7 on all available human controlled worlds. They appear to be extremely common on the battlefield and are likely fairly common in regular civilian life (based on what is seen in ODST). If I were the UNSC or the UEG I'd rather pool my resources into producing semi-effective battleships. Hell, at the very least, improve the armor on the Pelican and add some landing gear.

I'm not saying the Pelican is ineffective, but if the Covenant used something more formidible than the Phantom, I'd say humanity would be double screwed in the dropship wars.

The only Pelican and Pilot duo that ever really did their part was Echo-419 and her pilot Foehammer. Foehammer and her Pelican survived the entire battle of Installation 04 (Halo 1). She got off the Pillar of Autumn, survived the Covenant attacks, and dominated over the Flood onslaught to ultimately die from a Banshee.

In retrospect I guess the Pelican that Johnson and crew got away on was superior but, Foehammer takes the best Pelican and Pilot award for the games.

If I was ever approached and asked to pilot a Pelican, I'd be inclined to strip down and ask: "Do you have any rocks and a stick?"

RUL Horizontal
October 16th, 2009, 05:46 PM
unorganized...

RUL Subzero
October 16th, 2009, 05:47 PM
disorganised rant FTW:Dlulz

Swordspree28
October 16th, 2009, 05:56 PM
lol I can see you put a lot of thought into this and I have to say it is a compelling thought. wow :)

HFX
October 16th, 2009, 06:01 PM
It's a -blam- game. I never seen a pilot die too fast but, it annoys me that it's like killing a front linesman Brute.

RUL Horizontal
October 16th, 2009, 06:02 PM
Im pretty sure a pelican landed at the beginning of the second mission in Halo 3

RUL Subzero
October 16th, 2009, 06:04 PM
Im pretty sure a pelican landed at the beginning of the second mission in Halo 3
no, it just hovers there i think

Swordspree28
October 16th, 2009, 06:12 PM
yeah a pelican actually does land in the opening cutscene of "Crow's Nest". oh well, still a copelling thought :)

Juxtapose
October 16th, 2009, 07:32 PM
A Pelican did indeed land in the cutscene at the beginning of the second Chapter in Halo 3. If I recall correctly, there are also safe Pelican landings in Halo Wars, and certainly many landings in the novels.

Also, the Pelican dropship, like every other sci-fi drop ship in the history of the universe, is modeled after the dropship featured in Aliens, directed by James Cameron in 1986. Without Aliens, games like Halo simply would not exist as it was that influential.

The dropship in Aliens also crashes and burns, but both pilots were already killed by a xenomorph.

Greenskull
October 16th, 2009, 08:22 PM
Great article! Haha!

Scorcher111
October 16th, 2009, 09:34 PM
For Story-telling Sake: Crashed Ships Make things more interesting.

From a Real-Life Standpoint: It is actually (from what I've been told/seen/read) a poor decision to land an aircraft (be it a Black Hawk or a Pelican) in a combat zone. Landmines could be triggered by the landing gear or troops coming on/off, the aircraft is a sitting duck, and it requires more time to maneuver away from the zone.
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The Pelicans must be extremely cheap to produce because, it appears, that they have to mass produce pelicans 24/7 on all available human controlled worlds... If I were the UNSC or the UEG I'd rather pool my resources into producing semi-effective battleships. Hell, at the very least, improve the armor on the Pelican and add some landing gear.
"Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder"

PredArtagnan
October 16th, 2009, 11:48 PM
Also, the Pelican dropship, like every other sci-fi drop ship in the history of the universe, is modeled after the dropship featured in Aliens, directed by James Cameron in 1986. Without Aliens, games like Halo simply would not exist as it was that influential.

The dropship in Aliens also crashes and burns, but both pilots were already killed by a xenomorph.

Ahh, you beat me to it.

Mongerty
October 17th, 2009, 01:23 AM
Ya know Jonesy, statistically landings are the most dangerous. -Riddick

SMG90
October 17th, 2009, 03:43 AM
I just typed this up while I was bored and waiting for a friend. It is more of a joke rather than a presentation of actual factual information but, yes the points you guys presented are valid. Good to know that RUL can both think and lol.

IeatdUrcookie
October 19th, 2009, 01:56 PM
It's a video game. Stop thinking so hard.

Juxtapose
October 19th, 2009, 05:38 PM
It's a video game. Stop thinking so hard.



I started thinking hard once I saw Mongerty's current gif animation.

Harflin
October 19th, 2009, 05:52 PM
It's a video game. Stop thinking so hard.



I started thinking hard once I saw Mongerty's current gif animation.
QFT

Greenskull
October 19th, 2009, 06:08 PM
It's a video game. Stop thinking so hard.



I started thinking hard once I saw Mongerty's current gif animation.
BAHAHA too bad you already have the quote award :P

Scorcher111
October 19th, 2009, 07:12 PM
It's a video game. Stop thinking so hard.



I started thinking hard once I saw Mongerty's current gif animation.
+1 Zing!

Tough Gandhi
October 21st, 2009, 06:10 PM
It's a video game. Stop thinking so hard.



I started thinking hard once I saw Mongerty's current gif animation.

Man I swear Ive been staring at it for a solid 5 mins... :P

Insanewiggle
October 23rd, 2009, 06:15 PM
lol I can see you put a lot of thought into this and I have to say it is a compelling thought. wow :)

Wtf? Did you even read it? It wasn't compelling at all it was fact. That's like me saying the sky is not blue and writing why, it's already known but we like to avoid it not compelling, common sense.

It is true though the Pelican is extremely misplaced. They need to mess with it a little bit.