Linton
November 8th, 2009, 10:11 AM
Number 10.
Earthworm Jim.
I remember playing this on a emulator of some sort way back when. I didn't get past the first couple of levels, but I can tell you.. being a futuristic earthworm with a lazer shooting monstors, and walking past cows? 'Twas a fun game at the time though.
Number 9.
Boogerman : A Pick and Flick Adventure.
http://i33.tinypic.com/35d9l3a.gif
Do I need to explain more?
Number 8.
Well, I just read some articles a couple days ago and this one got brought up. A game from japan called LSD. What is you're objective in this one? Nothing! you walk around in a terrible-mapped world, for no reason. Good job japan!
Number 7.
This is one of those games you don't even need to know much about, but you know it's messed. Cho-ainki. If you search Wikipedia on the actual information for the first game, all it says is
Cho Aniki is the first game in the Cho Aniki series.
You know it's bad when it has nothing more to say than that. Here's a picture to enlighten you.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Cho-aniki-bakaretsu5.gif
Number 6.
Well, Katamari. Yeah the game was really fun, I enjoyed it.. but you're a character that picks up stuff for fun to make a ball sooner or later going into the universe... ahhh
Number 5.
PaRappa the Rapper. It was a game I played back when I first got my ps1, did horrible, and quit trying on it. My "U Rappin" meter was always around that "Afwul mark". I quit trying that game the day after i rented it.
Number 4.
Evolution. It is a game where you are about to be extinct and you're trying to survive. You go from a amoeba, to a frog-looking tadpole, to a rat... then it hops to a beaver, then a gorilla. Then you're a human. Explain to me how that works, and you might just get a cookie ;)
Number 3.
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. I saw this one on a Angry Video Game Nerd video. The game is more like a movie, where you can choose how the movie goes. It is not even considered a movie in my head, because it is a slideshow, not even movie, a slideshow where people talk, then every once and a while you get to choose what happens. A game you'd like to sit down for hours for.
Number 2.
You were all waiting for this. Superman 64. Definatly one of the worst games of all time, but it is so random. So you're superman, a famous superhero, but you're flying through hoops to end up getting to the end to pick up a car... that game was not easy, it was terrible, but quite odd.
Number 1.
Custer's Revenge
When I first heard about this game, you know, you don't really know untill you read on, or play it yourself. I decided not to play it after hearing the plot is about being a naked man with a erected penis, going around raping native women. Please don't tell me that's not messed?
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/11/custer_screenshot.jpg
Thanks for reading Greenskull, I really do appreciate it.
Earthworm Jim.
I remember playing this on a emulator of some sort way back when. I didn't get past the first couple of levels, but I can tell you.. being a futuristic earthworm with a lazer shooting monstors, and walking past cows? 'Twas a fun game at the time though.
Number 9.
Boogerman : A Pick and Flick Adventure.
http://i33.tinypic.com/35d9l3a.gif
Do I need to explain more?
Number 8.
Well, I just read some articles a couple days ago and this one got brought up. A game from japan called LSD. What is you're objective in this one? Nothing! you walk around in a terrible-mapped world, for no reason. Good job japan!
Number 7.
This is one of those games you don't even need to know much about, but you know it's messed. Cho-ainki. If you search Wikipedia on the actual information for the first game, all it says is
Cho Aniki is the first game in the Cho Aniki series.
You know it's bad when it has nothing more to say than that. Here's a picture to enlighten you.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Cho-aniki-bakaretsu5.gif
Number 6.
Well, Katamari. Yeah the game was really fun, I enjoyed it.. but you're a character that picks up stuff for fun to make a ball sooner or later going into the universe... ahhh
Number 5.
PaRappa the Rapper. It was a game I played back when I first got my ps1, did horrible, and quit trying on it. My "U Rappin" meter was always around that "Afwul mark". I quit trying that game the day after i rented it.
Number 4.
Evolution. It is a game where you are about to be extinct and you're trying to survive. You go from a amoeba, to a frog-looking tadpole, to a rat... then it hops to a beaver, then a gorilla. Then you're a human. Explain to me how that works, and you might just get a cookie ;)
Number 3.
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties. I saw this one on a Angry Video Game Nerd video. The game is more like a movie, where you can choose how the movie goes. It is not even considered a movie in my head, because it is a slideshow, not even movie, a slideshow where people talk, then every once and a while you get to choose what happens. A game you'd like to sit down for hours for.
Number 2.
You were all waiting for this. Superman 64. Definatly one of the worst games of all time, but it is so random. So you're superman, a famous superhero, but you're flying through hoops to end up getting to the end to pick up a car... that game was not easy, it was terrible, but quite odd.
Number 1.
Custer's Revenge
When I first heard about this game, you know, you don't really know untill you read on, or play it yourself. I decided not to play it after hearing the plot is about being a naked man with a erected penis, going around raping native women. Please don't tell me that's not messed?
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/11/custer_screenshot.jpg
Thanks for reading Greenskull, I really do appreciate it.