Left 4 Dead 2 Steam Contest

[Greenskull]

Want a FULL copy of Left 4 Dead 2 on Steam? Valve gave me 3 codes to give away!

First off, you need to have a computer that can handle it. It wouldn't be fair to other people if you won it and can't even play it.

All you have to do is tell me what you think a zombie would think about in this situation: A man tosses a beef patty at the zombie's face.

I will randomly select the winners.

Contest ends Friday the 26th. Good luck!

[Linton]

well, it would probably think about throwing it back on the human, eating that human, eat it's liver first, then when it is completly finish the human, it would put his two feet together like buns and use them as hamburger buns and eat the "feet patty" ,
haha get my pun there ;)

[Harflin]

"Brains?"

I do not wish to win this contest

[SourNotHardcore]

Using a L4D1 image. =[

[Greenskull]

Using a L4D1 image. =[
phail fixing now

[SourNotHardcore]

phail fixing now

You made me happy in pants. =]

Good luck to everyone entering.

[Zero Fanatic]

"seriously, dude who the **** throws meat?"

[IeatdUrcookie]

Well, I don't know why you would do that, good sir. For you see, tossing the patty of meat at my face does nothing but cover my eyes so I cannot see, but as you should know, us zombies rely primarily on our sense of smell to hunt our prey. Even still, I can simply move this patty off of my face. You sir should have studied more before this apocalyptic situation came about, and now you will suffer the consequences of me managing to turn you into one of us, and me eating your brain.





My PC can run L4D2 fo sho.

8600 SLI (about to upgrade to a 5770, or a 5850)
Q6600 @ 2.4 (will OC)
4GB DDR3 RAM

[SMG90]

Ah, the age old question of the zombie and the steak in the face.

Well, the traditional undead zombie of the olden days would have no thought because of its mindless nature. It would simply ignore the disturbance and continue (slowly) on its path to devour your soft, juicy, and succulent brain.

The modern infected human version of zombie would likely react violently yet, have only thoughts of rage. The zombie would essentially feel "pissed off".

Of course in both circumstances (mindless or angry) the zombie may just devour the steak and then you.

If zombies did have complex thought I would assume that they would think along these line:
"What the? That looked like perfectly good meat there Tom! Some people are starving and you are just throwing good food at your loving neighbors! I guess I can't let it go to waste...nom nom nom nom nom. Hmm, Tom you are lookin' kinda tasty buddy. Hey, don't struggle...wait no need to be so loud you're gonna wake the entire neighborhood. Wow! Tom, your blood would go great with pancakes and authentic maple syrup. Oh my! Martha, you gotta try this brain. It is to die for. I'd kill to have this again. We have such tasty neighbors."

[HFX]

Pretty sure the zombie would get "rabies" on his ass.
Mouth foaming, getting charged like a tank, not going down and ripping out them tasty stomach parts.

Good luck, awesome contest!

[BladeHenge]

My computer can definately handle it. I could handle the demo and i got 890 gigabytes free!

If he got a beef patty thrown in his face he'd probably just eat it, or try to get it off his face. even better he might just not care, then walk around with it on his face XD

[SneakyCheese]

The zombie quickly eats the meat before it hits hes head ( thats what I would do!)

Can I run it on my comp when my computer does fine with L4D1 whitout any lag.

[zE bEE]

The zombie of course would add a little seasoning, look at it; realize its not brains! then continue to chase you down for your delicious meal.


Now if it was a RE zombie, he'd be inclined to eat that delicious hunk of meat.

[BladesofBlood]

OMGWTFBBQ is probably what it would think. I dont want to win i already have leforded 2 im looking foward to some rulians having left 4 dead 2 to play with.

[Nightrise]

Zombie: "My God, I thought we were supposed to be chasing them. Not them feeding us"

[Silvercrest]

I would think all the other zombies would be like "I WISH I WAS THAT GUY"

If it was the zombie that got it tossed at its face then since their so dum he would run into walls thinking he has no head?

[Jawwi]

ummm where do I get Steam?

Well, I think the zombie thinks, Nom Nom on beef, next Nom Nom on your brain.
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[Xenoz I]

WTF No CHEESE Omg u phail!

[HFX]

ummm where do I get Steam?

Well, I think the zombie thinks, Nom Nom on beef, next Nom Nom on your brain.
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LOL, don't think you should be in the contest, then.
I keed, I know your messing.
Google.com -> Steam

[BladesofBlood]

better yet try this www.steampowered.com that's their site but make sure you know how to use steam (its quite easy)

[The Matt-mobile]

I think teh zombie wouldn't even bother with the beef! They like fresh HUMAN meat, not previously slaughtered cow. A zombie would be GREATLY INSULTED if you threw beef at it.

ps. pickmepickmepickme!

[HFX]

I think Matt-mobile is definitely deserving :D.

[Jawwi]

better yet try this www.steampowered.com (http://www.steampowered.com) that's their site but make sure you know how to use steam (its quite easy)
Thanks. I downloaded it. Doesnt seem hard to use :P.
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[Darth1Nader]

after an in depth look at a zombies thought process

Im thinking a zombie that got a beef patty thrown in his/her face by a man would be overly excited about the patty at first, mabye even thinking of befriending the human and becoming his buddy. They will go frolicking in the flowers for about ten minutes. But Zombies having a short memory span and a high metabolism, would very quickly become hungry again and forget all about the patty, and if the human doesn't have another meat source handy... The human will become its meat source in a field of flowers.. Rinse and Repeat on the next idiot.

[The Matt-mobile]

I think Matt-mobile is definitely deserving :D.

lol. thanks man. You too!

[Thom]

"Whatttt da hellll?... What a crazy mortal is this?!!"

(I would LOVE to win the game, but as I'm new here, I don't think I have chance.)

[SourNotHardcore]

"eeeeeeeeeeerrrrggggggggaaaaauueeeoooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuurrgggghhhhhhhhhhheeeeee"

[Flamecrest]

"The HELL?"
*puts rock in meat*
*throws back*
"BOOM, HEADSHOT!"

On a side note, I do not wish to compete, for my computer is crappy.

[unusedsniper]

The zombie would start licking it... mmmm sounds kinky.

[HFX]

Nasty /\ thinkar

I can run it! Good luck everyone

[IeatdUrcookie]

Who wonnnn

[Thom]

Not me (got no PM).

[Jawwi]

Uhh.. I didnt either. Sad Face. :(
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[Greenskull]

I will announce winners tonight.

[BladeHenge]

*Fingers Crossed*

[IeatdUrcookie]

I will announce winners tonight.
Apparently not.

[HFX]

lol

[zE bEE]

I will announce winners tonight.
Apparently not.

somebody be legal drinkin' age these days. 8-)

[BladesofBlood]

im so jealous if he had stayed he wouldn't be.

[Greenskull]

I will announce winners tonight.
Apparently not.

somebody be legal drinkin' age these days. 8-)yep. Doing it now.

[Greenskull]

For fun, I am sending a PM to the winners. They will ahve to tell you themselves if they won. :D

[Thom]

Not me as I thought.

[BladeHenge]

congrats to those people who won...

[Greenskull]

Not me as I thought.dude i did another draw just for fun and you won. Just werent lucky this time around :(

[IeatdUrcookie]

I won.

EDIT BY GREENSKULL: No he did not.

[Jawwi]

I won.
:'( No fair?
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[Thom]

Not me as I thought.dude i did another draw just for fun and you won. Just werent lucky this time around :(

OK Greenskull, thank you! I didn't want to be rude. Thanks a lot for I could enter in this great contest, I was just not as happy like I won, and I never win anything, that's why I said that way, sorry. :( 8-)

Actually I found this Forum cause this contest, when I searched on google how could I get this game (are there any 4-groups where need one more to join, etc) when L4D2 was on sale.

I read some threads since that time, and will in the next days too, cause it looks a great Forum, and now I'm mad for myself cause I didn't find this Forum earlier. But never too late I think. [c]

Thanks and you'll see me on other threads too. :)

Ohh, and Congratz to the winners!!

[Darth1Nader]

Not me as I thought.dude i did another draw just for fun and you won. Just werent lucky this time around :(

OK Greenskull, thank you! I don't wanted to be rude. Thanks a lot for I could enter in this great contest, I was just not as happy like I won, that's why I said that way, sorry. :( 8-)

Actually I found this Forum cause this contest, when I searched on google how could I get this game (are there any 4-groups where need one more to join, etc) when L4D2 was on sale.

I read some threads since that time, and will in the next days too, cause it looks a great Forum, and now I'm mad for myself cause I didn't find this Forum earlier. But never too late I think. [c]

Thanks and you'll see me on other threads too. :)

Lmao in other words google gets a recomendation point :P

[Harflin]

Lol nader, Thom should put that

[BladesofBlood]

yay more left 4 dead buddies