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Sorarules20
April 1st, 2011, 03:03 AM
Just wanted to show you the latest and greatest in gaming consoles, coming out spring of next year! The Fairchild channel F!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/Channelf.png
This will be the latest and greatest in gaming consoles! The innovations are endless! Some of these include:
Any game ever made can be played on the Fairchild (except for call of duty, for some reason)
Ability to Time travel
Ability to slip into alternate realities Note: Requires wormhole generator (not included)
4D Enabled, at all times!
Comes custom installed with a nuclear uranium core for infinite battery life! note: adds 3000 pounds of weight, and a level a radioactivity 3000 times above normal.
Also comes with a puppy for some reason.
The final price for this console is starting at 36Billion dollars, so start saving your pennys boys and girls!
April Fools!
energy
April 1st, 2011, 04:01 AM
i want one so bad
Nightrise
April 1st, 2011, 05:06 AM
Just a pointer Sora. Things like this should be in SHFT ;)
Sorarules20
April 1st, 2011, 09:46 AM
Just a pointer Sora. Things like this should be in SHFT ;)
If a mod believes this needs to be in SHFT, please change it.
BluDRAGUN
April 1st, 2011, 10:21 AM
Aren't you missing "April Fools!" somewhere in your post sora?
all else failed
April 1st, 2011, 10:30 AM
Spam boosting and totally irrelevant as this is the 1976 Fairchild Channel F (also known as the VES) that became one of those consoles that made history by using technologies that changed the whole market... So...Next time please be relevant with your thread postings
Im actually confused by this Ganner.
Also, this counsel looks amazing. Reminds me of those old fashion tape players. You know the ones that you had in kindergarten and would listen to Disney stories on with those giant headphones. Anyone know what im talking about or were you all born in the 90's?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LlwECjORZ_8/S-DD14VPyPI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/M24nclnb5Xg/s1600/classic.jpg
Sorarules20
April 1st, 2011, 10:35 AM
Aren't you missing "April Fools!" somewhere in your post sora?
It's there now ;)
all else failed
April 1st, 2011, 10:37 AM
For 36B it better come all scratched up like that too.
Smore ninja
April 1st, 2011, 12:10 PM
Im actually confused by this Ganner.
Also, this counsel looks amazing. Reminds me of those old fashion tape players. You know the ones that you had in kindergarten and would listen to Disney stories on with those giant headphones. Anyone know what im talking about or were you all born in the 90's?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LlwECjORZ_8/S-DD14VPyPI/AAAAAAAAOcQ/M24nclnb5Xg/s1600/classic.jpg
90s kid here and I know what you are talking about. Keep your quarrels with them late 90s kids
Sorarules20
April 1st, 2011, 12:33 PM
90s kid here and I know what you are talking about. Keep your quarrels with them late 90s kids
late 90's kid here, and I STILL know what you're talking about, my dads a musician!
Smore ninja
April 1st, 2011, 12:39 PM
late 90's kid here, and I STILL know what you're talking about, my dads a musician!
Clearly it is those 00 kids we need to keep an eye on then.
all else failed
April 1st, 2011, 05:08 PM
1) you're probably confused 'cause you are too young to have seen one of those Fairchild consoles
2) these are more or less known as a magnetocassette recorder which i had the pleasure of destroying by trying to disassemble each one i had back when i was a kid. Each time i did disassemble one, it was for the purpose of understanding how they worked (internally) and tried to rebuild them...but to no avail as i was never able to re-assemble any of them lol
It was the "Spam boosting and totally irrelevant" thing you said which had me confused.
And Im 28. Which must have been to young to see a Fairchild. I did have a Atari though, and a NES on release Christmas. Also, in my youth I use to disassemble all sorts of things with my cousin. Old computers, boomboxes(twas what they use to be called), old tv's, even broken PowerWheel once.
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90s kid here and I know what you are talking about. Keep your quarrels with them late 90s kids
My son, let me teach my old wise ways.
Smore ninja
April 1st, 2011, 05:11 PM
My son, let me teach my old wise ways.
Shut up AEF dad, you're not my real dad!
all else failed
April 1st, 2011, 05:13 PM
Shut up AEF dad, you're not my real dad!
BOY! I don't make me get the hose!
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