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I KmaC I
August 27th, 2008, 12:32 AM
Too Human is the ultimate combination of Norse mythology and science-fiction. You play as a god, Baldur, a protector whose duty is to ensure humanity survives using your cybernetically enhanced body and mind to unleash powerful abilities. The primal enemy, Loki, and his army of machines will stop at nothing to continue their ongoing onslaught.


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The action picks up quick, and so does the repetition

As Baldur, you're given four chapters to complete in a roughly ten-hour campaign with a storyline that isn't at all intriguing. If you're expecting a script that will blow your mind, please look elsewhere. Too Human's story has several loose ends and gaps which you are required to tie and fill up, and that's where the problem lies. Instead of Silicon Knights having to present a story with solid information and background information on Norse myhtology, they expect the player to learn these things for themselves. Some might continue to wonder and wonder what's going on and some might be utterly confused. If you've experienced Mass Effect's beefed up story (and the plethora of information on Prothean technology given to you), then you are surely aware of what a science-fiction RPG should offer. Sadly, this much anticipated title does not deliver that true cinematic, flowing experience that grips the player's attention.


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Yes, there's an achievement for dying 100 times. It takes roughly 15-20 seconds for the Valkyrie to pick you up. Do the math.

The gameplay is fairly straightforward, tedious, and ridiculously repetitive. Did I mention that it was repetitive? From start to finish, you are put on a linear and wide path where you'll have a group of mechanical monsters and their leader. Fight them and you'll have a few trolls along their way, you can kill them as well as jump on their back with every troll you encounter and endure than same finishing move animation every single time. Then there will be another group of goblins. Finish them off and get to the chapter's end boss. You're done. Rinse and repeat until the game is over. Without a doubt this game is purely hacking and slashing all the way through. What makes Too Human all the more repetitive is the lack of a variety of enemies. You'll face groups of goblins and undead enemies, maybe some Elite goblins and Elite undead, then there are the trolls, a couple other different enemies, and that's about it. Aside from following that same, massive path to the finish line, there are certain areas where you can salvage hidden gold, weaponry, or new armour. There are also things called "wells", which you use to teleport into cyberspace and activate doors or buttons. In all honesty the wells are completely unecessary and don't add quite as much depth to the gameplay and story. Again, not much variety for an RPG.

Despite Too Human's major downfalls and disappointments, there are some aspects worth mentioning which some may find quite enjoyable. Firstly is the artistic style of the game and the graphical presentation overall. The game might not have the spectacular HDR lighting or motion blur seen in many games, but there is some artistic appeal included in its presentation of Norse myhtology. Another important part of the game many seem to enjoy, including myself, is the online cooperative play. Hacking and slashing with a buddy is surprisingly fun and a blast to play, especially when taking all those RPG elements into account. That being said, a single playthrough of the game would not suffice, as the coop experience is much more enjoyable. The only downside is that if you are paired up with a coop partner whose level is much higher than yours, you might as well sit back, watch, and try not to get killed, as the enemies' difficulty level will be higher than your coop partner's, leaving you with some serious competition. Too Human also withholds some great RPG goodness which some can find to be addictive. Collecting money and leveling up your character online while sculpting the best armour suit and weaponry can go a long way. Nearly hundreds of customization combinations are feasable in Too Human, from your helmet to the gloves and footwear, to your rifle, pistols, axes and swords. There are beyond several items to try and play with. Combine all of this customization with online coop, large groups of enemies and utter mayhem, and you just might smile a few times while playing.



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Coop is a blast to play, assuming your partner's skill level doesn't overshadow your own.

Overall, Silicon Knights' Too Human is a sheer disappointment considering the wide range of errors and lack of polish. From the terrible menu navigation, awkward camera angles, frustrating deaths to the glitches, repetitive gameplay elements and lackluster storyline, this game is truly unbalanced. Worth buying? Absolutely not. A great rental? Possibly. Too Human had a lot of potential and unrealized possibilities, it only makes me think, "if they just did this right, what a game it would turn out to be."


Final Score:
6/10



NOTE: Legend of Myth is working on a video review of Too Human (at least I think he his), so check back here soon for it!

prototype9100
August 27th, 2008, 12:36 AM
Wow!
Very Nice review. I share your opinion completely.

Agaroth
August 27th, 2008, 12:38 AM
Nice review. it gets 10/10 :p the game doesn't tho.

and if I can add..the wells get quite repetitive too and at some point you don't want to go through them anymore and just want to go ahead.

Retep
August 27th, 2008, 12:38 AM
I was thinking about buying this but I'm glad I didn't if it's really that repetitive also the demo didn't help either

eZ NoXide
August 27th, 2008, 07:41 AM
I'm liking this game only things missing are

-Multi player on the same console
-Bigger variety of enemies
-More combo's

xXHorrorHippoXx
August 27th, 2008, 10:45 AM
Wow, nice review!
I really wanted to pick this game up but Im gunna think twice now!

I KmaC I
August 27th, 2008, 06:54 PM
Nice review. it gets 10/10 :p the game doesn't tho.

and if I can add..the wells get quite repetitive too and at some point you don't want to go through them anymore and just want to go ahead.

Very true....forgot to mention that, there were too many things to remember that were wrong with the game lol. Every time I entered one of those well I'd ask myself what the hell am I doing?

RakionKaos
August 28th, 2008, 01:51 AM
that musta took lots of time to make

An Evil Spoon
August 28th, 2008, 02:52 AM
i was gonna get this but now think i may get another game instead any suggestions

Greenskull
August 28th, 2008, 02:56 AM
The Bible Game

I KmaC I
August 28th, 2008, 11:20 AM
that musta took lots of time to make

The game? Yea it took really long...not sure exactly how many years..some people say 10 years but that's because they halted the development process at one time, anyone know the exact figure?

Greenskull
August 28th, 2008, 02:17 PM
The game? Yea it took really long...not sure exactly how many years..some people say 10 years but that's because they halted the development process at one time, anyone know the exact figure?
i think he means the review......not sure

eZ NoXide
August 28th, 2008, 02:40 PM
They completely re made the game that it was originally was suposto be and on the ps2. It took 4 years like a regular game.

Agaroth
August 28th, 2008, 09:23 PM
4 years? 8 years ago the game was started.

BladesofBlood
August 28th, 2008, 09:35 PM
i agree with everything you've said and you die alot the stronger you got did you noticed when your weak you live when your strong you die

Agaroth
August 28th, 2008, 11:19 PM
so when the game came out it was the best game ever and you loved it and all that bs and now you agree with him? you change your mind asmuch as a girl who can't pick what skirt to wear.

BladesofBlood
August 28th, 2008, 11:58 PM
man you really gotta calm down im not doing anything now shut up and drive

Tough Gandhi
August 29th, 2008, 12:12 AM
you change your mind asmuch as a girl who can't pick what skirt to wear.

dude thats pretty sexist, you do realize that there are females on this site who might be offended by this comment

Agaroth
August 29th, 2008, 12:17 AM
dude thats pretty sexist, you do realize that there are females on this site who might be offended by this comment

I'm sure they'd find it more funny then offensive. alot of girls can't pick what to wear and change a few times to match their outfits.

BladesofBlood
August 29th, 2008, 12:23 AM
I'm sure they'd find it more funny then offensive. alot of girls can't pick what to wear and change a few times to match their outfits.

you would know all about that procedure

Tough Gandhi
August 29th, 2008, 12:33 AM
I'm sure they'd find it more funny then offensive. alot of girls can't pick what to wear and change a few times to match their outfits.

that is extremely stereotypical, its like me saying your fat because your a gamer

Agaroth
August 29th, 2008, 12:37 AM
you guys have no clue what expressions mean, do you?

and like saying gamerchixs are all fat and ugly? Which 95% of them arent lol :D

I KmaC I
August 29th, 2008, 01:22 AM
Thank you everyone for ruining the second review thread...:(:mad:

BladesofBlood
August 29th, 2008, 01:22 AM
wow they were right

eZ NoXide
August 29th, 2008, 07:34 AM
Still haven't seen one thread that he's in that hasn't started a flame...

Agaroth
August 29th, 2008, 11:29 AM
I started it? I said something and the other guy started bugging me.

Tough Gandhi
August 29th, 2008, 12:04 PM
I started it? I said something and the other guy started bugging me.
Actually, i did think the comment was pretty sexist and offensive, and you did start it by attacking fire. Even if he does change his mind a lot (im not saying he does) what does it matter to you, what is it with you and jumping on everyone for the smallest things that dont relate to you at all

so when the game came out it was the best game ever and you loved it and all that bs and now you agree with him? you change your mind asmuch as a girl who can't pick what skirt to wear.

helldealer29
February 25th, 2009, 02:47 PM
Too human looks like it is going to be a repetitive game which you would want to put down after an hour so I won't by it. Great review as always.

jwcook
March 27th, 2009, 10:42 AM
Still want to try this game, I found out I cannot depend on others feedback to determine how I much I'd like a game.