Alternate uses for a Covenant Energy Sword

[PredArtagnan]

With the Halo Reach Beta now officially over, a lot of Spartans have been left in the lurch.

Weapons which were once effective tools of death and destruction in the halls of online gaming, now seem rather ineffective and useless - Almost as useless as the Spartans who once wielded them.

And so... with no one left to fight - No reds... No blues..... I spent an afternoon discovering alternate uses for my Energy Sword.

Without further ado, to all who dare to read this article, I present to you -

The top 10 alternate uses for a Covenant Energy Sword

1. Using it to make a sandwich:

2. Using it as a bottle opener. Mmmm beer.

3. Neutering pets.

4. Unclogging your toilet!

5. Giving terrified civilians a haircut.

6. As a letter opener for important mail!

7. Knitting a pretty shawl for your nan.

8. As a hedge-trimmer.

9. As a back-scratcher.

10. To pick your nose.

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And if all else fails.... use it to be phallically suggestive!

[Nightrise]

Number 10: Gurranteed safety hazard

Too epic Pred, you truely are ahead of your time

[JEDIHUNTER5]

as soon as I saw the title on the forum page, I said "this has gotta be from Pred" and I saw, it was Pred you rock man!

[BladesofBlood]

Nice man nice. lovin it keep it coming, and the suit dosn't get old for me I support you.

[Darth1Nader]

You used the suit... again.... yeah that isn't at all getting old...

You used sarcasm... again... yeah, that isn't getting old at all...

[Vex]

next it should 10 alt ways to usew a plasma gernade here's one scaring the mother-in-law XP

[Greenskull]

You used the suit... again.... yeah that isn't at all getting old...

*hovers hand over banstick*

[neur0tk]

LMAO good job pred!

[i ic3 c01d i]

LoL it never gets old!

[SourNotHardcore]

Amazing.