Things you have said that sound weird out of context

[minolta]

I once told greenskull that he could "put his moms care package inside my trunk" which sounds pretty weird out of context.

I was out at a bar with a friend and I told him "I can't stay out late, I have to teach korean women to snowboard tomorrow" I think it sounds like something you would say in a dream.

The inspiration for this thread is I just texted "I have to be back in town for the weekend so I can go clubbing with German dudes" which makes me sound, uhh...fancy?

Anyways post some memories of things you have said that sound super weird out of context.

[Xorphz]

It sucks because there's like four dudes all ganging up on my balls. <--- Grifball Halo