Crazy/Awesome Thing to Do Before the End

[SMG90]

I was thinking the other day about things to do and or say in certain situations (before going to prison, dieing, etc.) Stuff that adds humor to the situation or epicness.

Here are a couple I thought of.

-Situation: You have contracted rabies and are about to die. You retain some level of sanity before you kick the bucket.
--What I do: Bite a random person, pull them close and utter my last words. "It has begun"
(This referencing how rabies is transferred through bite, saliva, blood and such)

Situation 2: I've just committed murder
--What I do: Call my mom on the phone and say/sing:
Mama,just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger,now he's dead,
Mama,life had just begun,
But now i've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If i'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters...

You got any?

[Jawwi]

Just before going to prison, yell as loud as you can. I must go, my people need me.

[Greenskull]

Before dying by hanging: "The cure for cancer is..."

[Smore ninja]

This can't end well for anyone that is me.

[Nightrise]

Sing in my address to the people while showing sattlelite photos of Major citys around the world being struck by nucleur warheads.

The song will be:

[Jawwi]

This can't end well for anyone that is me.

This is your Catchphrase.

[i ic3 c01d i]

Before being burned at the stake: "A PLAGUE UPON ALL OF YOUR TESTICLES!"

[Dark]

Upon ending Rez's life say "Well that was fun. Lets do this again someti... oh ya... Nevermind."

[BOROMIR]

World is about to explode: Do a dance.
Going to prison: buy lube.
Last bedside words when dying of a disease: "You know I'm contagious right?"
About to be executed: Say I'll come back as a ghost.

When I'm old (70?) I have vowed to do drugs. I'm not talking about weed or LSD. I'm talking crack, heroine, PCP, speed and meth. At the same time. Because your old and who cares at that point? You have no life to ruin.

I guess I already live life how I want to. Works well for me.

Other nuclear apocalypse music:

[all else failed]

I've been contemplating this for days....